a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

　　a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

　　a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

　　to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. and not try to understand her at all.

　　married men live longer than single men. but married men are a lot more willing to die.

　　any married man should forget his mistakes. there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

　　men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. women somehow deteriorate during the night.

　　a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

　　a woman has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

　　there are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.

　　if a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment if a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute